What a week. The guys at Coastal Edge were amazing hosts. Virginia Beach folks, y’all are out of your minds. Come visit Vans in SoCal anytime. I thought I should do a couple of superlatives to play us out.
Best Portrayal of US State as a Gun
Best Use of Ski Poles on a Beach
Best Use of Giant Shirt in Making One’s Torso Appear Five Feet Long
Best Hair – This awesome guy. He’s in a hard rock band, and he’s got a great sense of humor. Ladies, he’s taken. His gal is the one with the curly dark hair in the nice family group photo. Don’t step. She’ll kick your ass VA Beach style.
